♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services that's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services and here's my bro ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets! ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor! ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
-[Dino] Wabah, wabah. -[birdsong]
Wabah, wabah.
-[tapping] -Wabah. Wabah.
-[teeth grinding] -Wabah.
-That's it.
It's officially too quiet in here.
Maybe so, but it's also giving me time to re-learn wall-ball,
my favourite childhood sport!
You guys are up to something. I'm gonna find out what it is.
-[phone ringing] -[laughing]
-What are you doing? -You know exactly what I'm doing.
No need to answer that call, my dear Hugo!
But not answering phones goes against everything I stand for.
We all know it's my birthday.
-Right... Happy birthday! -[phone still ringing]
Let me make it stop! Let the ringing stop!
That so-called "phone call" is the start of one of your famous surprise parties
that I always see coming from a mile away.
-And ruin for yourself. -And ruin for myself!
Cup...! You're too good at figuring out my frankly delightful surprises.
Let's remember them... together!
Oh... so we travel into the memories...
Surprise!!
Aha! Knew it was coming.
[harp music]
[all] Surprise!!!
[robotic sound]
"Knew it was coming." Aw, how?
-[harp music] -[birdsong]
Surprise!!!
What the...?
-Yah! Knew it was coming! Ha! Ha! -[fish trilling]
[harp music]
So I thought: What's the point? You'll ruin the surprise anyway.
Let's just have a nice day. Is that cool with you,
best brother who oddly ruins his own birthdays?
Absolutely. Because I know this is all just part of the surprise.
No... it is not.
-Aha! I... knew it! -[triumphant music]
Surpriiii...sed!
I'm surprised and mad that you're not at Goody Bag right now.
And why haven't you been answering your phone?
I knew it rang for a reason!! I knew it rang for a reason!!
-Ah-ha-ha!!! -[crash]
-Ow! -[crumbling]
Get to work.
Oh! Looks like I've got a lot of "stocking" to do in here.
Ha. Yeah, right.
I get it. The surprise is no surprise. Crafty.
Ugh. Sure. Hug me for warmth?
[man outside] Singing telegram...!
That can only mean one thing!
Surprise!!
♪ Your Uncle Chance is surprised that you're not working ♪
♪ It's so disappointing ♪
♪ Get back to work ♪
You are a sly fox.
Or... I'm a simple lizard.
All these tricks... You've been studying my moves.
But you'll never beat me, the master of ruining his own birthday!
Not the best title, I'll admit. I am working on it.
No surprises today, Cup. I promise.
Just some good ol' general services and some love from your bro.
-[thump] -Someone still has to pay me.
♪ Dusting the library, there's nothing wrong with it ♪
Nobody would suspect a surprise party in the library. Busted!!!
[patrons] Shhh!!
♪ Brush, brush, brush on my llama friend, there's nothing wrong with it ♪
-[woman screaming] -What are you doing?!
Oh... piñata surprise?
Ow. And no.
♪ Plunging the toilet, there's nothing wrong with it ♪
-Is this my surprise!? -Okay, now things are getting weird.
♪ Sweeping the sidewalk, it's not as fun ♪
You've really stepped up your game, Dino. But you can't fool me.
I'm the No Surprise Kid. Still working on that title.
Cup, enough's enough. You're too good.
At ruining surprises. Which isn't good.
Sorry, I really didn't do one this year.
Wow. You're serious? It's over?
Did I ruin surprises so much that nobody will even try to...
[helicopter approaching]
Aw, finally!!!
Surprise!! A surprise visit from me!
-I knew you wouldn't let me down. -Heh, heh...
Hop on board, guys!
-Wondering why I brought you here? -Oh, we know.
You know about the top-secret mission?! I should've never left my browser open
-in front of Hugo. -What top-secret mission?
Oh. Okay, good. Heh. I don't have to erase Hugo's memory.
Just kidding. Not kidding.
We have reason to believe a spaceship has crash-landed at Big City Mountain.
-What a narrative. -Uh-huh. Okay.
We think there's an alien on the ship. We need you two to go in and investigate.
It's very dangerous. I'm talking super scary.
-I'm talking life-threatening-- -Uh-huh. Vick, Vicky, Vicky,
we'll take the "gig." Sounds like a great way to get surprised.
Why's he... why's he... why's he winking at me?
-Stop doing that, Cup. -Are you winking at me?
-Why are you winking at me? -You're making everyone uncomfortable.
-We don't have time for this. -Sorry about this.
-He's been weird all morning. -Yeah. Okay. Right. Just watch this.
[spaceship light humming]
Ooh. Very creepy.
And clearly full of cake, presents and good company. Am I right?
Look, sweet brother, I want this to be a dessert-filled,
sham spacecraft as much as anyone, but it's not.
It really is an alien.
Or an alien-themed piñata. Am I right?
[sighing] Just be careful!
And I'm sure you'll be fine. Ish. Bye!
So convincing, guys! Five stars! Am... I... right?
Oh... man.
Wow, Dino. This is impressive. You've really outdone yourself this year!
Honestly, Dino. I just want to say,
I am so touched that you would go to all this trouble for me.
Okay, Cup, listen.
This is real... and super creepy!
I know you want a surprise to ruin, but this is no party! Real alien.
-Real! -He's not kidding! It's not a hoax!
Take pictures! No selfies! Use a flash!
So let's just make sure we... Ah!!!
Ah, I told you soooooo...!!
Oh, no. What have I done? There is an alien! Dino!!
Ah!!
Surprise? Anybody?
Surprise?
It just... doesn't feel real.
I know. It's hard to believe.
That Dino would just give up on the surprise, that there's no party.
It's also bad that he's an alien captive.
I can't help but feel a little responsible.
This is where you're supposed to say... [as "Vicky"] No, it isn't your fault.
You're an amazing guy and a great brother.
Also, happy birthday, Cupcake.
Sorry aliens took your brother and all that.
Well, I'm not gonna let some brother-snatching alien surprise me
and get away with it!
I'm the crown duke of not being surprised!
Vicky, did you like that name? We'll work on it, Vicky.
Let's go save that dinosaur!
Okay! That's the ship's weak point.
If we fly the chopper above it and drop you down,
-we can get you in there. -Quick Q: How safe is this plan?
Hmm... 100%. We've mapped the whole thing out for you.
-You'll need a helmet. -Uh-huh.
-And a helmet for that helmet. -Okay.
And maybe a third helmet to protect the other helmets.
-Oh, and your head too. -Three helmets?
Happy birthday, Cupcake?
I can't believe I'm actually not gonna have a surprise party this year.
Cupcake, you ruin the surprise every year. It's like you don't even want one.
I guess it seemed like I didn't want one...
...but I did.
I loved that Dino would throw me those parties. It meant a lot.
It's sad to think I may never get surprised again.
Aw. That was beautiful.
[screaming]
Ugh! [screaming]
Ugh!
I wonder what's in there.
[grunting]
['80s-style eerie music]
I really hate surprises.
Dino?
Who's there?!
Okay, whatever's supposed to open this door
has really big hands and really sharp nails.
[screeching]
Y'know what? No. Hard pass on door number 1. Ah!!!
Ah!! No, thank you! No, thank you!!!
[whimpering] Ah!!!
[panting] No!
You know what? I'm not letting you do this, alien.
He might not have thrown me a party, but... I want my brother back!!!
Ah...!!!
[exclaiming] Ugh!
Ah!! [whimpering]
[screeching]
My one regret is not letting Dino surprise me!
[all] Surprise!!!
[gasping]
[laughing]
Yes! Yes! We got you!
Oh, this was the trickiest one yet.
You know how uncomfortable my scales get in an alien suit?
It's brutal! Worth it, but brutal.
You know what? I am pretty surprised.
And it feels... good.
-Thanks, Dino. -Aw.
Baked it myself!
Spent hours spying on you to get it just right.
-Creepy. -Now we finally get to eat you!
I'm joking. Happy birthday, sweetie.
One thing I don't get.
How did you make this ship? It seems so real.
Actually, this is a real ship. And the aliens could be back anytime.
So... we should probably get going.
Like... now. We should probably go now.
You know what, Dino? Even though it was borderline nightmarish,
discovering I like surprises is the coolest birthday surprise
-I could ever get. Thanks, brother. -Happy birthday, Cup.
Surprise!
Hey, where did everyone go?
[British accent] And with that, the brothers Goody proved
that if you pour juice on a floor, you get ants.
-To nature! -To nature!
Boys, what are you doing? These ants have no business in my store.
-I stand corrected. -[door chiming]
-Oh, hi, Vicky! -Hello, everyone.
Oh, this? Glad you asked. It's my new pet caterpillar.
-Cool! -Her name's Cassie,
and she's the best pet ever.
Check this out.
[dance music]
[cooing]
[Dino] I mean, Cup, are you seeing this? This is good!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, caterpillar. Shoulder. Lights on her butt. Nice.
Oh, the things I'd do with a pet of my own.
To hold, to love, and to love holding some more.
-Uncle Chance, can we get one? -No way!
You guys can't even handle drinking juice, let alone taking care of a pet.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Excuse me?!
-[both] Excuse me?! Excuse us?! -Excuse us?!
We could totally handle a pet.
You are not excused. You never even wanted a pet before.
Yeah, that was before I found out that you didn't trust us to have one!
How 'bout this? If we can look after this caterpillar perfectly
for one whole week, we get one of our own.
Cup, I'm so confident you can't take care of anything,
I'll let you get your own pet
if you can make it just 24 hours with this one.
-I haven't agreed to any of this. -You're on.
-Okay. Great. -Good. Oh, and boys?
Let me know if you need any help at all.
Uh, no. I think we'll be just fine on our own.
I'll let you borrow Cassie, guys,
but only 'cause I want you to get a pet so we can have play dates.
Who's a little caterpillar? You are. Yes, you are. You are.
-She is. -[Hugo] Guys, you're late!
Hi, caterpillar.
You were supposed to wax the slides at Big City Water Park an hour ago!
Oh, no. We totally forgot.
Team Cassie's on the case!
-We're Team Cassie now? -Yep.
Alright.
[screaming]
[screaming underwater]
Argh, this is taking forever!
I have an idea that I'd like to "slide" by you.
Is it to wax the slide by riding down on a sponge?
It was actually to get ice cream, but 100% yes, let's do your thing.
Yes!
[Dino] Whee!
♪ Waterslide ridin' with my best pal Cup ♪
-♪ And our new pet Cassie and-- ♪ -Whoa!
Turn three is way too sharp!
-Good slide. -[squeaking]
[Cupcake] Aw, Dino.
I think she likes doing general services with us.
She's a dream pet. She's a dream pet.
And an even better hat.
Okay.
♪ Mowin' lots of lawns with my best pal Cup ♪
♪ And delivering mail to a little cutey gopher ♪
Ha-ha!
♪ And fluffing lots of pillows, I'm fluffing lots of pillows all day ♪
Shhh, Dino, shhh. Look.
Aw, I think Cassie's pretty wiped.
[wailing]
-What's she doing? -I dunno. I think she's crying.
Maybe they're tears of joy. Did you watch a rom-com, Cassie?
-[wailing] -Dino, we should get her home.
Good call. We'll stop for popcorn on the way,
just in case we want to watch a rom-com when we get there. TBD. No pressure.
[Cupcake] Stay low. I don't want Uncle Chance to know
we let her get over-tired. We'll never hear the end of it.
I like long stories, but okay.
[whistling] Look at that cloud.
[wailing]
-Shhh. -Eeee!
[wailing]
Hey, Cup, what you doing down there?
Uh, just practicing crying! Wah! Wah!
[fake crying continues]
Well, that's good. How's Cassie?
Oh, perfect! Yep, she is such a joy. It is a joyful time.
Well, as always, Cup, let me know if you need any help.
-We're doing just fine, thanks! -[crashing]
Oh. Sounds like we got our new collection of...
falling things... in.
I'll go check on them.
Oh, wow, that is... that is a fluffy cloud.
A bit of rain in there.
-Dino! What was that noise? -Oh, that wasn't us,
that was our new collection of falling things.
That's real? Okay, cool. Where's Cassie?
Oh, I just hummed her to sleep. Like this:
[humming] Go to sleep, Cup.
[humming] Is it working on you?
-[music blasting] -Cupcake here. Master pet-sitter.
Hey, Cup! How's my pet that you kinda took from me without asking?
[Cupcake] Vicky! Glad you asked.
-I'm about to look in on her right now. -[both gasping]
Someone stole Cassie and replaced her with a huge cocoon!
Uh, be right back, Vicky!
Um. Cassie?
No duh. Like, yeah, who else?
-You look different. -I'm, like, totally a butterfly now.
Get out of my room! Where are you going? Don't leave.
I'm kidding. Please buzz off forever, or whatever. I don't care.
I'm just kidding. I'm not kidding. I need you to leave now.
-What just happened? -I don't...
I think our cute little caterpillar just became a... teenager.
[Vicky] Cup? Is everything okay over there?
-Yeah, we're having a great time, Vick! -[fake laughter]
-Totally. Bye! -Bye now!
-[sighing with relief] -[Cassie] Give me the phone.
If I don't start texting right now, something bad will happen!!!
[Cassie] So I said, "For sure." And she said, "N'way."
-And I said, "Okay!" -Is Cassie a spy now?
-Are these spy words? -Uh, um, Cassie?
We booked a general service. Want to come help?
-It could be just like old times. -Ugh!!!
General services are lame!
[both gasping]
-Also, my friends are coming over. -[Hugo] Hi, guys.
I was busy sharpening some pencils
when these teens crashed in doing kick flips.
I didn't love being interrupted, but the kick flips were admittedly cool.
-'Sup, old guy. 'Sup, other old guy. -We're not old!
Um, can you guys not skateboard on our freshly washed floors?
-Oh, man, we are old. -Oh, yeah.
I am getting stressed about these floors.
Ugh. Kids these days. [muttering]
Sick board. Let me try?
Why won't they listen to us?
Uncle Chance would know. We should ask him for help.
And admit defeat? No way! We can handle it. They're not so bad.
[crash]
Alright, missy. That lamp is coming out of your allowance!
Ha! Right. You think I care? I don't even get allowance.
I'd love an allowance if that's gonna be a thing around here. Just sayin'.
C'mon, guys. Let's go skate somewhere else,
where we won't get police-copped by oldie-moldies!
I know the perfect spot.
You're not going anywhere, young lady! You're grounded!
-Yeah, right! Ha! -[Hugo] Hey again, guys.
Not saying I need help, but if you were offering, I'd take it.
Your call.
And just a heads-up, this will happen again.
[gasping] Cassie?! Where did Cassie go?!
The water slide! They're gonna skateboard down it!
[gasping] That... is... -
trying to read your tone here - bad! That's bad!
Because they could hurt themselves. Let's go!
Oh, hello, boys. Where are you going in such a rush?
-We've gotta find-- -A nice gift for ourselves,
'cause we're doing such a perfect job of raising Cassie.
Well, may I suggest a bunch of pictures of clouds in magazine form?
-No. We're in trouble, Uncle Chance! -Dino!
Sorry, Cup. Cassie went into a cocoon and came out a teenager,
and that was hard enough, but now she's gonna skateboard
down Big City water slide. We're worried!
-What?! -We can handle it.
-We'll be fine. Let's go, Dino. -You sure you don't want help?
You know, I asked for a whole bunch of help
with two of the toughest kids ever,
and I gotta say they turned out pretty great.
No, no. We can do this. We're fine.
-Maybe I should tag along? -Maybe you should tag along.
-[door chiming] -The kids are us, right?
-Yeah. -Mm!
-[teen] You scared, Cass? -Ha, right!
I don't even know what that word means.
It's a six-letter adjective meaning fearful!
That's right. I know words.
Let's just say you can't spell "dictionary" without "Dino."
Hold on, I'm trying to figure out if that's true - and, yes, that's true!
Why do you two keep following me around? Leave me alone!
-Cassie, we're... we're worried about you. -Whatever. I'm fine and stuff.
Young lady, you should listen to Cup and Dino.
They care about you.
You don't know this slide well enough. You only ever tried it once.
And that was when we were there to protect you. Let us help.
Help? But you never ask for help!
[sighing]
Here goes nothing.
Whoa, this is really steep!!
[screaming]
Hang on, Cassie! Sponge!
Sway-ya-ya!
[Cass squealing]
We can catch up to her if we take the turns just right!
Hard left! Soft right!
-♪ Ridin' this sponge and-- ♪ -Not now!
You're right! Cassie, watch the third turn!
No! Whatever! I don't need your help! Ah!
That's what I thought, but I was wrong!
You made me realize that less than a minute ago!
Everybody needs help sometimes!
Attaboy. That's a learning moment.
Cassie!
Jump!!
[Cupcake] Not sure why the board exploded.
-[camera snapping] -[teen] Pretty gnarly moves, Cass.
Hey, you wanna come to the mall? Do some shopping?
Thanks, but I think I'll hang back.
I only have a few more hours with these lame-os.
And here's Cup's first birthday,
and Dino's first day of school.
Oh, and this is a picture of three clouds that I clipped from a magazine.
Oh, my grosh!
You guys were totes cute. And the cloud stuff's weird.
We still are. And, yes, it is.
-Cassie, Vicky's here to pick you up. -[Vicky gasping]
Cassie, something's different about you, but I can't put my finger on it.
Just kidding. You're a butterfly. Fresh look. Love it.
Whatever!
-Sorry. Habit. -So... how'd it go?
I hope she wasn't too much trouble, other than the whole changing-form thing.
No trouble at all.
It would've gone better if I had asked for help, though.
Well, you know what? I think you looked after Cassie real good, boys.
It's time I got you a pet of your own.
-What do you say, boys? -[running footsteps, door closing]
I guess they've changed their minds.
Or, like, "whatever." [chuckling]
Mm, no.
Oh, I hate how it sounds when you say it.
Yeah, no, it felt weird coming out.